Blogs Jan 24, 2013 at 11:28 am

Is "Deez Nuts Be Saggins by Bilbo Baggins" the Best Thing Or the Worst Thing the Mercury Has Ever Published?

Alison Hallett
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It's as funny and smart as poo-poo/pee-pee humor can be. It's not the worst thing y'all've published, but Alison is right -- it's nothing to get all high-fivey about.

(And, yes, i'm making the assumption that it's not her, but rather Erik, touting its bestness.)
human in training on January 24, 2013 at 11:47 AM Report this
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Well, it's no Larry Wamsutter. I still say "Jesus freakin' pancakes," when I get frustrated.
on January 24, 2013 at 11:48 AM Report this
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I don't always see eye-to-eye with Erik (or eye-to-saggin-balls either), but I thought this was pretty fuckin' funny.
Todd Mecklem on January 24, 2013 at 12:09 PM Report this
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I'm just impressed we got Bilbo to write a column. That's a huge get!
Alex Falcone on January 24, 2013 at 12:23 PM Report this
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He's actually quite small, Alex. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE!?
Drunk & Write on January 24, 2013 at 12:36 PM Report this
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It's pretty awesome but nothing will ever top "I Slipped The Banana To Hannah Montana - by Carlos Santana."
Sperpis on January 24, 2013 at 12:45 PM Report this
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By voting that this is the "best" thing published by the Mercury, I don't mean to say that it is "good."
MightyToyCannon on January 24, 2013 at 1:40 PM Report this
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So next week can we expect "It Hurts When I Pee by Samwise Gamgee"?
Todd Mecklem on January 24, 2013 at 1:42 PM Report this
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Needs a poll so we can vote. I vote good but not best. I seem to remember Captain Picard, The Hulk, and Mike Daisy in that spot being some of my favorites.
Chris Freeman on January 24, 2013 at 1:45 PM Report this
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And "Where All The Chicks That Fuck?" by Meriadoc Brandybuck the week after.
TSW on January 24, 2013 at 1:48 PM Report this
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@chris for some reason, polls don't show up on our mobile site. it's currently 46 votes for Best, 59 votes for Worst.
Alison Hallett on January 24, 2013 at 1:59 PM Report this
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I'm really looking forward to "Bitches Be Trippin'" by Merry and Pippin.
Joe Streckert on January 24, 2013 at 2:19 PM Report this
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Get bent by an ent.
Drunk & Write on January 24, 2013 at 2:48 PM Report this
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"Why Does Everybody Assume I Must Have an Immense and Fiercely Powerful Love Log? by a Sexually Inexperienced and Actually Rather Modestly Hung Balrog"
Todd Mecklem on January 24, 2013 at 3:19 PM Report this
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It is the worst thing. Make no mistake. There's already no real need for your fake alternative rag to exist in a town this size. why compound your difficulties by culturally defecating in public? tree killers!
noneofyrbiznass on January 26, 2013 at 1:07 AM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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