Anonymous Sep 30, 2011 at 11:09 am

To the Piece of Shit That Stole My Phone

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That's real shitty. You should have the service cut off ASAP.
DamosA on September 30, 2011 at 11:31 AM Report this
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As a someone who survived colon cancer when I was 19 ( no joke ), fuck you and fuck your phone. Grow up douchebag and cut off your service like damosa said.
Barf! on September 30, 2011 at 12:42 PM Report this
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It's pretty common for insane pelicans and wild ferrets to run together like a gang.
on September 30, 2011 at 12:42 PM Report this
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What does your surviving colon cancer have to do with anything? And why is this person a douche? Wouldn't YOU be fucking pissed if some thieving piece-o-shit stole something from you???
DamosA on September 30, 2011 at 1:53 PM Report this
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Yes I would be mad. However the last thing I would do is wish "butt cancer" on them over some 80 dollar phone. I would have canceled my service, like you suggested.
Barf! on September 30, 2011 at 2:34 PM Report this
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that sucks, it had to be found by a complete ass. so sorry to hear that...
sookie on September 30, 2011 at 3:14 PM Report this
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CALL THE PHONE COMPANY AND CANCEL THE SIM CARD. THIS ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY.
Graham on September 30, 2011 at 3:44 PM Report this
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Not everyone has $80 to spend on a new phone, which can be a lifeline for work. I agree with I Anon, fuck thieves.
pollo on September 30, 2011 at 5:26 PM Report this
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I don't recall IA mentioning how much his/her phone cost, so why are yall assuming it was $80? Phones usually cost waaay more than that - even Cricket phones. A person can rightfully bitch and rant when they've been the victims of theivery, damn!

Colon cancer at 19??? I've never heard of such a thing.
DamosA on September 30, 2011 at 7:03 PM Report this
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I suppose the next time an anonymous thief steals something from you, that would mean YOU'RE a dumb-ass for not hanging onto yr(sic) shit, eh?
DamosA on October 1, 2011 at 10:11 AM Report this
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They are no more of a dumb-ass than someone who moves to the whitest major metropolis in the country and then cries on the internet about how they are subjected to racism on a daily basis. I would tell you to move out to the numbers but I doubt that the hipster in you would put even a toe across the 205 corridor.
Barf! on October 1, 2011 at 1:26 PM Report this
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Well if RACISTS like YOU weren't soo gosh darn intent on derailing every single arguement with your on-line stalkery, i wouldn't feel the need to call you out on your bullshit.

Just remember, YOU'RE the first one to bring race into a post about someone's phone being stolen.
DamosA on October 1, 2011 at 6:53 PM Report this
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I voted for Obama, so there is no way that I am racist :). Put your crack-pipe down and listen to the positive vibes of Q-Tip and Phife Dog!
Barf! on October 2, 2011 at 11:44 AM Report this
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Yeah, typical racist response i'd expect. I suppose some of your "best friends" are black too, right?
DamosA on October 2, 2011 at 1:48 PM Report this
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That was a joke, I voted for Nader. All my best friends are from Africa.
Barf! on October 2, 2011 at 1:57 PM Report this
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Well you sound more like a Paul-tard, to me. I don't believe for a second you actually voted for Nader.
DamosA on October 2, 2011 at 6:18 PM Report this
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Dont care if you believe it. It was actually the second time I voted for him. Nader is the only candidate that really cares about the American public. WE are his special interest group, not the upper 5%.
Barf! on October 3, 2011 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Would you like to have the last word, now?
DamosA on October 3, 2011 at 7:54 PM Report this
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You're an idiot, and the aps on your phone suck. Also, your friends have no sense of humor.
Steve R. on October 4, 2011 at 3:07 PM Report this
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Why the fuck did you have your phone out somewhere where you could loose it in a public place? Oh like everyone these days you have to constantly be on it texting checking your facebook. Should have kept it off and in your purse or backpack and you wouldn't have lost it.
luckybulldog13pdx on October 5, 2011 at 7:09 AM Report this
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Don't LOSE the LOOSE goose!! That's for you, luckybulldog13pdx.
tabitharat on October 9, 2011 at 4:53 AM Report this
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why do you hate marmots?
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