Please! Allow me to remind you that auditions for PIZZAZZ! (Portland’s most entertaining-est talent show) are scheduled for SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13. So if you want the opportunity to compete for $1000 cold hard cash moolah, then start putting your awesome act together pronto! Find out everything you need to know here, and remember: the more creative you are with your talent, the better your chances will be! For example, the guy in the following video would make a sterling PIZZAZZ! contestant for his perfect blend of crazy talent and… mmmm… just plain crazy. Things get weird(er) at the 1:13 mark, and then weird(est) at 3:00 until the end! (What’s he going to do with that milk?!?)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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