HELLOOOOOO FRIDAY! (Wait, does Friday have a purpose anymore? Whatever!) If you need to shake off the blues from a week's worth of garbage news, here is the prescription you need: A bunch of funny, sweet tweets to make you laugh and smile! Have a great weekend and know we give a crap about you!
Today in "Don't put Granny in the back" news:
grama & dukes wanted to get loose ππ₯π #getloose pic.twitter.com/UwtCQYhQcK
β N A U T π€ . (@nauti3bandzzz) March 27, 2020
Today in "We all need to snuggle a potato sometime" news:
just snuggling a potato. casual. pic.twitter.com/5oucLyEzCq
β shut up, meg. (@meghanbits) March 26, 2020
Today in "Spelling errors are the last straw!" news:
Good morning, please enjoy the photos that finally broke me pic.twitter.com/aRxdlSwrkO
β Samantha Wallschlaeger (@StillNotSam) March 26, 2020
Today in "Apology accepted" news:
Apologies if youβve already seen a dog in shades out for a walk with a parrot on his head today... pic.twitter.com/snnU9pupDd
β Rex ChapmanππΌ (@RexChapman) March 27, 2020
Today in "This PSA needs subtitles... but I get the gist" news:
Can this Limerick man please do all the governments social distancing announcements from now on? pic.twitter.com/nBL6ZSc3HW
β The Blindboy Podcast (@Rubberbandits) March 27, 2020
Today in "Breaking otter news" news:
Resting pupface#PostThePups pic.twitter.com/g1u2hwvIJZ
β Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 27, 2020
Today in "Okay great... so you're going to make me go and cry?" news:
Atlanta cheering for medical personnel at shift change pic.twitter.com/rHxj3zd9IS
β dale (@JirtyDew) March 26, 2020
Today in "A very good use of indoor time" news:
Quality content pic.twitter.com/seF8c8JnZw
β Dee Madigan (@deemadigan) March 25, 2020
Today in "Come for the misinformed Doritos thread, stay for the surprising twist ending!" news:
Buckle up, butterdicks. It's time to talk about Doritos. pic.twitter.com/7DcZHmtjqK
β Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) March 27, 2020
And finally, today in "I hate fart humor... but I will allow this" news:
I donβt necessarily trust my Alexa to not eavesdrop on me and sell my secrets to advertisers, but I think I just found what Iβm gonna be doing for the next few weeks: pic.twitter.com/PEOCCRNdnd
β Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 27, 2020
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