As we start a new week, let's take a deep breath and meditate on our many blessings... LIKE TWITTER! Okay, fine—Twitter is mostly a rotting garbage pile of white male privilege... but occasionally it produces some hilariously sweet tweets, LIKE THESE!
Today in "Maybe I will book a flight after all" news:
Today in "Well, I knew there had to be a rational explanation" news:
Today in "SWIPER, NO SWIPING" news:
Today in "Thumbs up to this" news:
Today in "cavorting baby goat porn" news:
Today in "BEER'S HERE!" news:
Today in "I'm definitely bathrobe & paint roller" news:
Today in "WAIT FOR IT" news:
Today in "rodent jealousy" news:
And finally, today in "how to get closer to your neighbors" news:
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