As we start a new week, let’s take a deep breath and meditate on our many blessings… LIKE TWITTER! Okay, fine—Twitter is mostly a rotting garbage pile of white male privilege… but occasionally it produces some hilariously sweet tweets, LIKE THESE!
Today in “Maybe I will book a flight after all” news:
When your coworkers make the most out of still having to work. #TikTok #GetLooseChallenge #EssentialWorkers 💜 pic.twitter.com/Pnpb23L3OA
— C.J. (@TheCurtisJr_) April 3, 2020
Today in “Well, I knew there had to be a rational explanation” news:
The only demons under your bed… pic.twitter.com/pLlxrL31W7
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 4, 2020
Today in “SWIPER, NO SWIPING” news:
Never leave your phone near a Fox pic.twitter.com/S0XRInmsbn
— Reinaert (@PluizigeVos) April 5, 2020
Today in “Thumbs up to this” news:
Ok is it the quarantine or are the thumb thumbs hot pic.twitter.com/91GKP7AWd2
— t-pleasure (@jasmynekeimig) April 4, 2020
Today in “cavorting baby goat porn” news:
Monday Goativation pic.twitter.com/2HBdxdo03D
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) April 6, 2020
Today in “BEER’S HERE!” news:
In case anyone needed to see this RN pic.twitter.com/NBhANE8CUf
— Social Distance Theen 🚎🚘🚲🚃🚦 🏀 (@andrewtheen) April 4, 2020
Today in “I’m definitely bathrobe & paint roller” news:
Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂
pic.twitter.com/tgsQfH1ZIZ
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020
Today in “WAIT FOR IT” news:
I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day. pic.twitter.com/g5x1kMQlMJ
— William Crawley (@williamcrawley) April 5, 2020
Today in “rodent jealousy” news:
Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil. pic.twitter.com/kswEukLc7s
— A happier day (@AHappierDay) April 6, 2020
And finally, today in “how to get closer to your neighbors” news:
my love affair with my neighbors pic.twitter.com/Xfl2aSob0P
— Eva Victor (@evaandheriud) April 6, 2020
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