CALLING ALL SMARTY-BRAINS! It's time once again to stretch your cerebellum with the POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.
But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON LAST WEEK'S QUIZ? Ummmmm... not great? (The majority of you only scored 30 points out of 100. Ouch.) But I will admit last weeks Qs were especially tricky, like the following one that depends on how much you know about Oregon mink farming. But the quiz is gonna be easier this week, just you see!
OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).
100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"
Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Friday for a brand spankin' new quiz! NOW... LET US DO THIS!