GUTEN TAG, WUNDERKIND! (Or, "Good day, child prodigy!") It's time once again to put that exceptionally brainy brain of yours to the test with the newest POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun, multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs.
But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON LAST WEEK'S QUIZ? Better than usual! In fact, I think you're all getting smarter! (Or maybe I'm getting less smarter?) In any case, I loved your obstinance on this question about the "greatest album of all time!"
OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week's quiz, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 100 points).
100 points = "I am a goddamn genius!"
90 = "I am almost a goddamn genius."
80 = "I am achingly close to genius-ness."
70 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart."
60 = "I am somewhat smart."
50 or below = "What am smart?"
Take this week's POP QUIZ PDX below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Friday for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's QUIZZY TIME!