The FDA recommends Pfizer booster shots for 16-17 year olds.
The FDA recommends Pfizer booster shots for 16-17 year olds. eyesfoto / Getty Images

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IN LOCAL NEWS:

• Houseless residents are wondering if the city’s many homeless sweeps are pushing campers into dangerous places—such as the place where Terrence Tombe was killed by an intoxicated driver. Our Alex Zielinski has more in this heartbreaking report.


• A newly released investigative report reveals that OHSU leadership has been failing on a number of levels, including supporting diversity, equity, and inclusion, and not being welcome to reports of misconduct or punishing that misconduct.

• Today in “Officer Whoopsy!”: “Oregon Department of Corrections SWAT team tear-gassed own coworkers during training.”

• Become 98% smarter about this weekend’s MLS Cup with Abe Asher’s guide to the Timbers vs NYCFC matchup, including team info, tactics, predictions, where to watch, and sooo much more! Casual soccer fans will love this one!

• Portland indie-punk act MAITA is dropping a new record, I Just Want To Be Wild For You, on February 18. Listen to their new single, and catch up on more local music news, in this week’s edition of Hear in Portland!

IN NATIONAL/WORLD NEWS:

• The FDA has now authorized giving Pfizer booster shots to 16 and 17 year olds six months after receiving their second COVID vaccine, and the director of the CDC agrees. The move could protect teens against the continuing scourge of Delta and the coming scourge of Omicron.

• An appeals court has ruled that Trump’s White House records can be released to the congressional panel investigating the January 6 domestic terrorist attack on the nation’s capitol. Naturally, he will make a last ditch effort to hide his crimes by appealing to… who else? The Trump Supreme Court.

• After a squeaker of a 19-18 vote, Starbucks workers at a location in Buffalo, New York have become the first employees of the worldwide chain to successfully unionize. One other Starbucks decided against it, and the vote of another is under review.

• Actor Jussie Smollett has been found guilty for lying to the cops and faking a 2019 homophobic/racist hate crime. Legal experts say he will most likely be put on probation and sentenced to community service.

• Today in “OH SHUT THE FUCK UP”: “1 in 10 Americans say the COVID-19 vaccine conflicts with their religious beliefs.”

• You want to find the perfect gift while also supporting local businesses, yes? YES! Then don’t miss the Mercury‘s Holiday Gift Guide, featuring only the coolest gifts and where to find them… locally!

• And now… THE WEATHER REPORT: Light showers tomorrow with a high of 46.

• And finally, while I do not support the idea of “god,” I am fully in favor of his “tech support.”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)