Books May 5, 2016 at 10:29 am

Dear Makers of Telephone Books: NO.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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You're just mad because they're featuring "Larger Print."

And you need it.
Todd Mecklem on May 5, 2016 at 12:30 PM Report this
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No.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 5, 2016 at 12:54 PM Mercury Staff
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May I have it? With the way phone books are shrinking, i may actually be able to tear one in half now. And I do love me a good feat of strength!
Handsome McHaberdasher on May 5, 2016 at 2:12 PM Report this

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