Reading like a cross between a song, a bizarre film script, and a (dirty) children’s story, Derek McCormack’s The Show that Smells could easily be off-putting—that is, if it weren’t for his clever and pithy wordplay. Chirpy, repetitious, and minimalistic, The Show is a slow-burning captivator about carnivals, high fashion, and Van Helsing-ing hillbillies.

Entirely set in a carnival’s dizzying hall of mirrors, the book describes country music crooner Jimmie Rodgers dying of tuberculosis; the only thing keeping him alive is sniffing Coco Chanel’s Chanel No. 5 perfume. Jimmie’s wife Carrie makes a desperate plea to the evil vampire designer Elsa Schiaparelli: Carrie’s soul in exchange for a perfume that will save Jimmie from death. Then there’s vampire slayers, carnival freaks, and appearances by the Carter Family, Lon Chaney, and the author himself. To top off the bizarrity: The Show is Guy Maddin-approved!

Most sections open with the refrain of the mirrors echoing back and forth who is in the maze. “Carrie Rodgers. V. Carrie Rodgers. V…. Carrie Rodgers and a bat and me in a Mirror Maze. The bat becomes Schiaparelli. Her blouse is batwinged. Becoming!” says the (invisible-in-mirrors) vampire narrator. McCormack’s playful wordage, freak-show sensibilities, and droll topography make for a charming grammar-geek experience, like doing the word jumble with the cast of Freaks.

The Show that Smells

by Derek McCormack (Akashic Books)
Reading at Powell’s Books on Hawthorne, 3723 SE Hawthorne,
Thurs July 16, 7:30 pm

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