I just got a press release for Chuck Palahniuk‘s new book that encapsulates everything I dislike about his writing:
A cultural satire narrated by 13-year old Pygmy, one of a handful of young adults from a totalitarian state sent to the United States, disguised as exchange students, to live with typical American families and blend in, all the while planning an unspecified act of massive terrorism.
Uuugh. The release does, however, provide a teachable moment on how to read a book blurb.
“EARLY REVIEWS ARE RAVES,” the press release proclaims, followed by this suspiciously punctuated blurb:
Publishers Weekly: “Palahniuk’s 10th novel is a potent cultural satire that succeeds….[a] singular, comic accomplishment”
That… succeeds… ?
The full Publisher’s Weekly review:
Palahniuk’s 10th novel (after Snuff) is a potent if cartoonish cultural satire that succeeds despite its stridently confounding prose. A gang of adolescent terrorists trained by an unspecified totalitarian state (the boys and girls are guided by quotations attributed to Marx, Hitler, Augusto Pinochet, Idi Amin, etc.) infiltrate America as foreign exchange students. Their mission: to bring the nation to its knees through Operation Havoc, an act of mass destruction disguised as a science project. Narrated by skinny 13-year-old Pgymy, the propulsive plot deconstructs American fixtures, among them church (“religion propaganda distribution outlet”), spelling bees (“forced battle to list English alphabet letters”) and TV news reporters (“Horde scavenger feast at overflowing anus of world history”), before moving on to a Columbine-like shooting spree by a closeted kid who has fallen in love with the teenage terrorist who raped him in a shopping mall bathroom. Decoding Palahniuk’s characteristically scathing observations is a challenge, as Pygmy’s narrative voice is unbound by rules of grammar or structure (a typical sentence: “Host father mount altar so stance beside bin empty of water”), but perseverance is its own perverse reward in this singular, comic accomplishment. (May)
“before moving on to a Columbine-like shooting spree by a closeted kid who has fallen in love with the teenage terrorist who raped him in a shopping mall bathroom.”
Wow!
ahaha, that was so great. Thanks for posting it. Chuck Palahniuk always reads like Goosebumps for high schoolers.
Yay. Another person who recognizes unadulterated hackery! I wouldn’t mind Chuck if he ever grew as a writer or, ya know, researched his material a little more than just picking through whatever subject he can for the most “shocking” bits.
This is hilarious, Alison!