Yesterday I informed you about the new Amazon Fire TV streaming box, which may not be the answer to all your television woes, but is a definite improvement over similar devices such Apple TV, Roku, and Chromecast… AND doubles as a KARAOKE MACHINE!!! (I really need to let go of that.) Anyway, who better to introduce such a product to the world than Gary Busey? I’ll give you a minute to think of a list of better candidates… you’ll probably come up with about a hundred. In the meantime, here’s a predictably WEIRD Fire TV commercial starring the predictably WEIRD Gary Busey.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Gary has been a little strange since he crashed his motorcycle while not wearing a helmet. Just sayin…..