Yesterday I informed you about the new Amazon Fire TV streaming box, which may not be the answer to all your television woes, but is a definite improvement over similar devices such Apple TV, Roku, and Chromecast… AND doubles as a KARAOKE MACHINE!!! (I really need to let go of that.) Anyway, who better to […]
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Now THIS Is How You Win Some Goddamn Hecklevision: Point Break Tickets (GARY BUSEY EDITION)
In this afternoon’s Hecklevision: Point Break ticket giveaway, I informed participants that they could, if they so wished, “write a single sentence or a beautiful haiku about why Angelo Pappas is the best character in the history of cinema.” And then this landed in my inbox. This person won the tickets, obviously. The words below […]
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Win Tickets to Hecklevision: Point Break! (GARY BUSEY EDITION)
Gary Busey is the unsung hero of Point Break. All too frequently, when compared to the lethal charms of Bodhi and the pretty boy stylings of Johnny Utah, Busey’s character—one Angelo Pappas, old, grumpy, probably insane—gets short shrift. AND YET. It’s Pappas who has many of the best lines in the film; it’s Pappas who […]
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Announcing HECKLEVISION: POINT BREAK
Long before she became the first woman to win the Academy Award for Best Director, The Hurt Locker mastermind Kathryn Bigelow made an equally powerful epic: 1991’s Point Break. Bearing the 100 percent accurate tagline “100 PERCENT PURE ADRENALINE,” Point Break electrified audiences with surfing, shootouts, explosions, slow motion, sex, skydiving, two meatball sandwiches, and […]
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Busey Beat: Gary Busey’s Tax Tips!
Who better to give you some last minute tax tips on this tax day than Gary Busey? (Okay… maybe he isn’t the best choice… but his advice in regards to blowing up inner tubes is unimpeachable, goddammit!!) Via Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Gary Busey Files for “Butt-horn!”—I Mean, “Bankruptcy”
Guys! Gary Busey is filing for bankruptcy! From the AP: The actor and reality show star does not state a reason for the filing. His manager Ron Sampson wrote in a statement the filing provides Busey “a new and clear path” to personal and career success. The filing states the 67-year-old has less than $50,000 […]
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Last Night’s Celebrity Wife Swap: Busey vs. Haggard!
In case you missed it, last night marked a milestone in television history: nutbag actor Gary Busey and disgraced meth-head/male prostitute patronizer Rev. Ted Haggard participated in ABC’s Celebrity Wife Swap! And while it did not reach the dizzying heights of the greatest episode ever of Trading Spouses, this episode was suitably freaky. Here’s a […]
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BUSEY BEAT: Gary Busey Stumps for Trump!
Gary Busey—who, incidentally just got kicked off of Celebrity Apprentice—is officially announcing his support for Donald Trump becoming the next president of the USA! And before you say, “Well, that’s just about the worst news Donald is going to hear today,” Busey does a pretty good job of holding it together in this video—that is, […]
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Gary Busey Overacts a Bit Here…
…and yet? REMAINS HILARIOUS. This is a two-minute long commercial for VitaminWater—which doesn’t even show up until the last 15 seconds, because Gary Busey will not be fucked with or patronized!! GARY… MOTHER… EFFING… BUSEY!!! OVER… ACTING!!! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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Vote for TriMet’s Poetry in Motion Poems
(I’M DOING A POETRY POST, SUCK IT STEVE.) Literary Arts just announced that they’ll be adding thousands of new poems to TriMet buses in April, and there’s a survey on their website where you can vote for the poems you’d like to see added. I find Poetry in Motion very conflicting because while I wholeheartedly […]
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The Best of the 9/11 “Truthers” Hate Mail
Charlie Sheen knows what happened on 9/11… BECAUSE HE WAS THERE! Yesterday all I wanted to do was just make fun of Charlie Sheen and 9/11 “Truthers,” but it turns out that both respective camps—well, at least the “Truthers”—do not take well to my lazy attempt at humor. So instead of my usual Wednesday work […]
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Charlie Sheen’s 9/11 Conspiracy Interview with Obama
Charlie Sheen hard at work looking at a blank computer screen Everyone knows that 9/11 was a Jew-run conspiracy covered up by the government, except Barack Obama. For some reason our president doesn’t agree with this FACT, so enter hooker/coke/sitcom star Charlie Sheen, who has penned a (unintentionally hilarious) fictitious interview with our president where […]