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Discomfort Zone: In Which I Endure Monday Night Bicycle Racing at PIR

Well, here we are: The first post-mortem in Blogtown’s new series, Discomfort Zone, in which Blogtown’s sadistic readers send one of the Mercury‘s esteemed editors to do something profoundly uncomfortable! You guys voted to send me to Monday Night Bicycle Racing at the Portland International Raceway, so last night, that’s what I did. And now […]

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1,300 Words About a Bike Cop’s Penis (And the Number of Erections He Has at Night, and Why Maybe You Should Get a New Bike Seat)

Since it’s hard to know where to start in this thing, let’s just begin with how many more erections the New York Times says Seattle Police Officer Robert Brown has been getting at night ever since he switched his bike seat to a “no-nose saddle.” (From The Times: “During his sleep, when [Officer Brown] wore […]

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