Matt Davis hangs up the phone after a tense conversation with a dental assistant. MATT DAVIS: In Britain, I go to the dentist once a year and they don’t fuckin’ touch me. Here it’s, ‘Oh, you need to have a tooth filled.’ No I don’t! They try to fuckin’ rape you for money! SARAH MIRK: […]
Conflict of Interest
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But I’m The Crack Hoe
“Ask a Crack Hoe! Move over, Dan Savage,” says BuzzFeed. “Propecia really couldn’t give a shit about you and your stupid love life, but her advice is surprisingly astute.” (Audio NSFW, as you can imagine.) Yeah, she’s good—but she doesn’t have the stamina, BuzzFeed, she can’t go the distance. I get more stupid questions than […]
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It’s a Terrible Movie Tonight!
Intern Will Radik™, Locket2you‘s Scott McCarty, and yours truly will be spewing wildly inappropriate “comedy” into microphones during a screening of the 1986 horror film Critters. Last week’s movie Masters of the Universe was wildly successful – TENS of people paid around $5 to listen to KUFO’s Fatboy Roberts, the Merc’s own Erik Henriksen, and […]
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Erik is Signing His Funny Book Tonight, Guys!
(Finally, a decent excuse to use that “conflict of interest” tag.) Hey, guys! Be sure to drop by Bridge City Comics (3725 N. Mississippi Ave) tonight between 6 and 8 pm when our own film editor Erik Henriksen will be signing his new comic The Warriors: Jailbreak (a sequel to the classic cult flick!). That’s […]
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Things I Am NOT Obsessed With (part one of a one part series)
To the dismay of many (I hope?) and joy of few (who Will Radik calls “empty souls”) today is my last day at the Mercury. I’ll miss you, too.
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Hating Los Angeles
Someone named Suzi made this video for a friend relocating from Chicago to LA. It’s funny, whether you play into California-hating Oregonian stereotypes or whether you’re normal.