Intern Will Radik™, Locket2you‘s Scott McCarty, and yours truly will be spewing wildly inappropriate “comedy” into microphones during a screening of the 1986 horror film Critters.
Last week’s movie Masters of the Universe was wildly successful – TENS of people paid around $5 to listen to KUFO’s Fatboy Roberts, the Merc’s own Erik Henriksen, and Intern Will™ yell funny things at the screen a la MST3k. Also, everyone was a little tipsy. Also, Alison Hallett dozed off from OVER EXCITEMENT.
Tonight’s “performance” is being held at the Coho Theater on NW 23rd and Raleigh. Movie begins at 7:30 and “tickets” are $5-10 on a sliding scale. Audience participation is more than welcome – it’s expected.
Join us, please, if only to find out once and for all what the frak is a “furble” and why you should care.
Here is a “music” video of Scott Grimes from Critters singing a poignant “song” about Sunset Boulevard. I don’t know what else I can say about this other than I’m sorry.

He’s going to be Will Scarlet in the new Robin Hood movie! No word yet on whether or not there will be a Bryan Adams song in the soundtrack.
I didn’t “doze off.” I WILLED myself to fall asleep because I didn’t want to have to watch that movie anymore.
Alison, it breaks my heart to know that you’ve denied yourself the experience, the subtle mastery of that glorious film. I will pray for you.
That sounds dreadful.
Oh it’s gonna be completely dreadful. I already feel remorse welling up inside me for the few people who are going to show up.
It’s gonna be the best!
Are people actually planning to pay money to hear Will talk???
Yeah. I don’t get it, either, A CAT.