… but I especially like this one. It reminds me of me when the paper goes to press on Tuesdays.via
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So That Time You Spent Tripping at Renn Fayre WASN’T a Total Waste!
Go ask Alice if taking ‘shrooms is totally rad or not. Good news, everybody! Science nows says doing ‘shrooms will make you awesome — forever! Apparently, in a clinical study, 60% of patients exposed to psilocybin (for those of you who have never resided in Eugene, that’s the “magic” in magic mushrooms) experience a significant […]
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Medical Marijuana Permit Fee May Double
Come October 1, medical marijuana users could face a steep jump in permit fees. The $100 increase (making the price now $200) may be a key way for Oregon’s cash-strapped health care budget to gain a needed $7 million to fund other health programs. The bill awaits budget approval before going into effect the start […]
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Blu-ray Review: Scarface
Few films have acquired as dedicated a following as Brian De Palma’s llello epic Scarface, which was decidedly not greeted with universal acclaim upon its 1983 release, but has since found a stalwart fan base over the years, both in the dorm rooms of white college kids and among the hiphop community. This second life […]
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Ritalin Is Bad For You
Novartis Is it just me, or do they look a lot like Percocet Aspirin? This past Saturday, a 15-year-old New Zealand boy was rushed to the hospital by his father. Local news reports claim the boy was “was having a panic attack, hyperventilating and had turned white.” He survived and was eventually released, but hospital […]
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The A/V Stylings of Donald Chapin, M.D.
And here you were thinking The Throne was what you’d be listening to all day. Scootch over, Hova and Kanye. Make some room for Donald Chapin, M.D.: If it’s not too late, TBA should really try to book him this year; barring that, there are more videos here. And keep this in mind, dickhead commenters: […]
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This Gay Man Likes Pussy
The wrong kind of pussy—the really, really wrong kind—and only when he’s fucked up on meth. Sigh. I fully expect the next time I get into an argument with someone about marijuana decriminalization, they’re going to throw this meth-abusing cat fucker in my face.
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Marijuana Still Illegal in Portland
A friendly reminder that pot possession remains criminal, despite what you hear on the street. And smell. Portland Police busted three SE grow houses this afternoon, seizing 2,000 plants with over $2 million street value. Here’s what that looks like: Along with the plants, police took subsequent gardening supplies. The two shiesty growers, now on […]
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Train + Marijuana = Severed Leg
Here’s an interesting/horrifying little morality tale via the Portland Police Bureau: Last night at 11:25 pm, 23-year-old James Piles was walking just east of SE Water and Stark, when he was struck by a train, thereby severing the lower part of his left leg. He’s expected to survive… but you may be wondering, how exactly […]
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Tommy Chong Will Ruin Your Holiday
Have you seen these spots that have been airing on late-night TV these past couple weeks? Yeah, that’s Tommy Chong, and yeah, he’ll be at Mary Jane’s House of Glass in Vancouver, WA, on Monday, the Fourth of July—signing “all sorts of crap.” Sigh. That’s some commercial. I wonder how many takes it took to […]
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Blogtown Review: Marley’s Mellow Mood
Praise Jah, so many flavor options! Ever since Bob Marley passed away from cancer 30 years ago, his family has tastefully maintained his legacy without soiling his reputation and… oh, who am I kidding? Every Marley in the pool! We’re making some money off this shit! Marley’s Mellow Mood, the new line of 100% natural […]
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Why You Probably Shouldn’t Snort Bath Salts
Unless, of course, you WANT to be caught murdering a goat dressed in women’s underwear. From the Charleston (West Virginia) Gazette: