Employee of the Week

Put away those beer goggles, boys, ‘cuz tonight you won’t need ’em. Like sweet sips of liquor, these babes behind bars really know how to serve it up. We’ll even show you where to find these hotsy-totsy bartenders–should you see something you like. Order

Sexy Mercury reporter Marjorie Skinner is the “Lois Lane of the Underground Scene”–and will do almost ANYTHING for a good story.

A Peek at Portland’s Most Porkable Newscaster!

He drives a cab

He’s a strip club bouncer

She euthanizes puppies

He’s a “naked house cleaner”

He’s a parachute instructor

He’s a male stripper at Three Sisters

She’s the executive director of Oregon Tradeswomen, Inc.