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Abraham

He’s a strip club bouncer

You might think that being a strip club bouncer is one of the awesomest jobs in the world. But Abraham Dover thinks you’re a fucking retard. “The novelty wears off in three days,” he says. “After that, nudity is just a uniform. After four and a half years, I don’t even notice who’s on stage. […]

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LAST CALL

A Former Bartender Rediscovers Life By Delivering The Dead

Not long ago, 31-year-old Anissa Hutchinson quit her job as a local bartender after reaching what could reasonably be called a personal turning point. After nearly two years of dealing with punk bands, drunken assholes, and puke-filled urinals, she relinquished her duties. Instead of the customary two weeks notice, however, she went a little off […]

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