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Beyoncé

Ian KarmelApril 27, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

Is Beyoncé the victim of “Napoleon Dynamite Syndrome”?

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Cool

Ian KarmelApril 20, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

I went to Coachella, and I don’t give a fuck.

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The Playoffs!!

Ian KarmelApril 13, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

OH SHIT THE BLAZERS ARE ABOUT TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS. OH SHIT.

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Women for Hillary

Ian KarmelApril 6, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

Should women vote for Hillary just because she’s a woman? Okay, sure!

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Nu Metal Saves

Ian KarmelMarch 30, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

Only one thing can save America: Nu metal.

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Belgium

Ian KarmelMarch 23, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

Belgium.

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Modern Dating

Ian KarmelMarch 16, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

DATING IS WEIRD! Wait… you already knew that?

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Find Your Magic

Ian KarmelMarch 9, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

Can an Axe Body Spray commercial change the world?

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The Jules Bailey Roast

Ian KarmelMarch 2, 2016 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:50 pm

Roasting Jules Bailey.

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Good ‘n’ Bad

Ian KarmelFebruary 24, 2016 4:00 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:05 pm

The Blazers are so good—and that’s bad.

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Kanye

Ian KarmelFebruary 17, 2016 5:00 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:05 pm

It’s a weird time to be a Kanye fan.

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Come Correct

Ian KarmelFebruary 10, 2016 4:00 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:05 pm

Hi! Political correctness is not killing comedy.