[Welcome to our second annual “SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND” issue! Read it online here, or if you like physical, paper-y things, you can find it in more than 50 locations all around the city!โeds] I sat in my car outside of the Mercury offices. It was the beginning of March and I was afraid […]
Ian Karmel
Everything as Fuck: The FINAL Installment of Ian’s Investigation into Carlos Santanaโs Supernatural
The following is the fifth in a four-part series examining Carlos Santanaโs album Supernatural. The author of the piece quickly realized four parts were not enough and added a fifth. This, though, is for real the final installment. Seriously. For godโs sake. I canโt really comment on the โLatin-nessโ of Carlos Santana, or the album […]
Everything as Fuck
The fifth and final installment of Ian Karmelโs beloved Supernatural investigation.
Everything as Fuck: Part Four of Ian’s Dissection of Carlos Santana’s Supernatural
The following is the fourth in a four-part series examining Carlos Santanaโs album Supernatural. Part three focused exclusively on the Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana track โSmooth.โ This is the final installment. Letโs suppose that Jesus Christ is your older brother. Everything else about your life is the sameโyour triumphs and shortcomings, your embarrassments and […]
Everything as Fuck
Part four of Ianโs award-winning dissection of Carlos Santanaโs Supernatural.
Everything as Fuck: Part Three of Ianโs Examination of Santanaโs Supernatural
The following is the third in a four-part series examining the lasting impact of Carlos Santanaโs electrifying album Supernatural, released in 1999. Man, itโs a hot one. Itโs hard to say exactly why the song โSmoothโ by Carlos Santana, featuring Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20, has entrenched itself so stubbornly in a zeitgeist that self-immolates […]
Everything as Fuck
Ian investigates Rob Thomasโ โSmoothโ from Santanaโs Supernatural album.
Everything as Fuck: Supernatural, Part 2
Part two of Ianโs Santana Supernatural series.
Everything as Fuck
Part one of a four part series about Carlos Santana’s Supernatural
Everything as Fuck
And now, an excerpt from Ian Karmel’s new book.
Everything as Fuck: That’s THE “National Anthem” to You, Pal.
Thereโs been a lot of discussion surrounding the national anthem recently, and… Iโm sorry, I should capitalize that, right? National Anthem. There, thatโs better. I could probably be more respectful, actually. Iโm not sure itโs enough to just capitalize the first letter of each word. I mean, damn, I capitalize the first letters of Burger […]
Everything as Fuck
There’s only ONE National Anthem as far as you’re concerned.
