I got super stoned the other night trying to think of something to write about, and nothing came to me. Instead I ended up watching a movie where the Chairman from Iron Chef America used the Brazilian dance-fight martial art capoeira to save an inner-city high school in Miami. It was an amazing movie, but […]
Ian Karmel
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Here, Let Me Explain Popular Phenomena to You
In which Ian Karmel (ignorantly) explains popular phenomena.
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Hitting the Brakes on August
Bad news, everyone. It’s fucking August already. It’s summer’s Sunday. Those gut-punch back-to-school commercials are already in heavy rotation, with children engaged in the highest act of betrayal: appearing (FOR THE CAMERA) to be excited about new clothes from Target. I’m a 31-year-old man and those commercials still bum me out. I think, perhaps, they […]
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Everything as Fuck: Party on the Roof
I want to say this: I fucking love Bernie Sanders. I love him in the dumb ways, the smart ways, the emotional ways, the cultural ways. The popularity of his representation of progressivism, both practical and symbolic, revived many people’s cynical hearts. I love that a dedicated long-time veteran of liberal politics all of a […]
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Party on the Roof—and You’re Invited!
We’re having a party on the roof, and you’re invited.
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You Just Got Trumped
Hey, good things could come from a Trump presidency! Right?
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Everything as Fuck: Stoned in Amsterdam
HELLO, DEAR READER. Dear sweet, sensual reader. Beloved, strong, even-keeled reader. READER TALLER THAN A TALL HORSE AND TWICE AS MIGHTY, CONSTANTLY BIRTHING AND CONSUMING CHILDREN LIKE A GOD OF OLD, A CHIMERA OF OWL, LION, DRAGON, AND CARP. READER WHOSE YAWN CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND WHO WILL END ALL OF CREATION WITH A BLINK. […]
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Everything as Fuck: Some Startling Facts About England
‘Allo, ‘allo! Sorry, how rude of me. ‘Allo, ‘allo is how they say hello in England, which is where I am right now. I’m overseas. Across the pond. On the other side of the Atlantic. Bloked out from the throat out. Union Jacking off. Brentered. Johnny Englished. Hugh Granted access. Stadium UKadium. Glastonburied alive. Trigger […]