Some startling facts about England.
Ian Karmel
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Everything as Fuck: Grow Up, America
Imagine having your entire existence as an American dictated by fear. Not real fear, either. Boogie Man fear. “I need a night light” fear. Fear of gay people receiving equal standing in the eyes of the government. Fear of women getting to make their own healthcare decisions. Fear of trans people having a place to […]
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Everything as Fuck
Want to Make America great? Grow the Fuck Up.
Want to make America great? Grow the fuck up.
Posted inLGBTQIA+
Everything as Fuck: The LGBT Community Taught Me to Know Myself
What is there to say at this point? About guns, fear, homophobia, and Islamophobia? It feels hopeless, I feel helpless—and it didn’t even happen to me, except in the way that it happened to everyone. The realization is sinking in that we live in a country, right now, where there’s nothing stopping anyone from committing […]
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Everything as Fuck: Unbridled, Unafraid
The LGBT Community Taught Me to Know Myself
The LGBT Community Taught Me to Know Myself
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Everything as Fuck: Thank You Subway
An Ode to the Worst Sandwich Place
In appreciation of Subway.
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Everything as Fuck: Requiem for a Sandwich
This week I have a requiem and a celebration. First, the requiem: Big-Ass Sandwiches has sold its last whimsically titled, inhumanely gigantic, unquestionably delicious sandwich. They’re closed forever, shuttered. I don’t know if it’s right to call this place a Portland institution, but had it been given the time, or had it existed in a […]
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Everything as Fuck
R.I.P. Big-Ass and Bridgetown Returns!
R.I.P. Big-Ass and Bridgetown Returns!
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Everything as Fuck: Vikings? Why Vikings?
There’s a problem lurking in Southwest Portland. A conundrum. A botheration. A mistake. A big time fuck up. There’s a question that can’t possibly have a satisfying answer: Why is Portland State’s mascot a Viking? Ducks and Beavers may be goofy, harmless (yet endearing) mascots, but at least they make sense, because this state is […]
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Everything as Fuck: Blazers Forever
Well, that’s a wrap on the Portland Trail Blazers season. Now that the escalating cycle of terror and elation that sprang forth from the team’s regular defiance of low expectations has slammed into a wall, we can just appreciate this team for what is was: fun as hell. They were an Oceans 11 crew of […]