Should women vote for Hillary just because she’s a woman? Okay, sure!
Ian Karmel
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Everything as Fuck: Belgium
Ryan Alexander-Tanner Days like today, I think about my grandmother. It’s tragically, agonizingly fitting that this latest terrorist massacre happened in Belgium, where my grandmother’s family was once terrorized. There is a comfort, however small, in looking at my grandmother. There is a comfort in looking at a woman who has stared down evil until […]
Posted inComedy
Everything as Fuck: Modern Dating
Dear Portland Mercury readers—Brace yourself to see the glistening, jagged blade of the cutting edge of comedy as I unsheath it from the weathered, Semitic scabbard of my intellect: DATING SURE IS WEIRD, HUH? Especially weird in OH! THESE MODERN TIMES. Forgive me for being so achingly late to this party, but I’ve never really […]
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Everything as Fuck
Find Your Magic
Can an Axe Body Spray commercial change the world?
Posted inSports
Everything as Fuck: Blazers are Good, and That’s Bad
Ryan Alexander-Tanner THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS are good as hell, and it’s amazing. As I’m writing this they’ve won five games in a row. They’ve won 10 of their last 11 games. By the time this column goes to print, it’ll probably be six games in a row. (The Trail Blazers are facing off against […]
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Everything as Fuck
Come Correct
Hi! Political correctness is not killing comedy.