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Ian Karmel
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The Split-Up
I’ve got 99 problems, but this breakup ain’t one.
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Schooled
What I never learned (but should’ve!!) at school.
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Everything as Fuck: Militia Homoerotica (You’re Welcome)
Ryan Alexander-Tanner THE GRAVEL and dirty snow creaked, relenting underneath the treaded tires of Ammon Bundy’s Ford F-350. “Malheur Wildlife Refuge, brother. This is it. This is where we make our stand. Our stand against the government,” he grunted, flicking down the volume on the 15th consecutive playing of “This Land Is Your Land.” His […]
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Militia as Fuck
Inside a militia standoff (the sexy version).
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Everything as Fuck: Spoiler Wars!
Ryan Alexander-Tanner LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND why we shouldn’t spoil movies for each other. The surprise and suspense of experiencing a truly iconic movie is rare enough—we don’t need to go around salting that earth for other people just because we’re inconsiderate, clumsy, or rude. Star Wars: The Force Awakens has been out for long enough, […]
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Spoiler Wars!
Here are some Star Wars spoilers, because you deserve it.
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The End (of 2015)
You’re quickly decaying… so read this “year-end” list!
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Everything as Fuck: We Wish You a Merry Kvetchmas
Ryan Alexander-Tanner THE HOLIDAY SEASON is a time for reflecting on the good things in your life: your friends, your family, how CJ McCollum looks like Steve Urkel when he uses science to become the much sexier (but way less endearing) Stefan Urquelle. However, amid all this mindfulness, I think it’s important to also think […]
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Merry Kvetchmas
Calling all complainers! It’s time for KVETCHMAS.