Ian Karmel, Author at Portland Mercury

Everything as Fuck

Pick a Pope

Ian KarmelOctober 1, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

Why do Catholics get all the popes?

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Dry

Ian KarmelSeptember 23, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

On Lil Wayne, dry spells, and Facebook hyenas.

General

Sports!

What Teams You Should Know, and How to Pretend to Care

Ian KarmelSeptember 16, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

The sports teams you should know, and how to pretend to care.

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Hello, Newcomer, Goodbye

Ian KarmelSeptember 16, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

Welcome to Portland! Now, move to LA.

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Can’t Go Home

Ian KarmelSeptember 9, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

Portland, or why you “can’t go home again.”

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Cheaper ≠ Better

Ian KarmelSeptember 2, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

News flash: Cheaper does not necessarily mean better!

Artsy

Everything as Fuck: The Greatest Art Exhibit EVER

Ian KarmelAugust 28, 2015 2:12 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:03 pm

Illustration: Ryan Alexander-Tanner LOOK, I SHOULDN’T even be showing you this column, because I’m pretty sure I’m breaking hella frigging non-disclosure agreements, but you’re special to me and I like that you’re out there living your own life and taking chances on shoes you wouldn’t normally buy—but look at you, pulling them off. I shouldn’t […]