Illustration: Ryan Alexander-Tanner SO I’VE FINALLY started going to the gym. Well, that’s not true, I’ve always kind of gone to the gym. In the way where you go three to four times a week and you buy a menagerie of superfoods and you meander through the juicers at the store and wonder aloud how […]
Ian Karmel
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Everything as Fuck
Earthquakes
Things to know about the impending earthquake apocalypse.
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LaMarcus Stay Home
Will LaMarcus Aldridge stay in Portland? Or become a Nazi vampire bat?
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Everything as Fuck
My Friend Twitter
I’m starting to suspect Twitter may not be my best friend.
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Et Tu, LaMarcus?
Three surefire LaMarcus Aldridge escape plans.
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Burnside 26
Dear Willamette Week: Portland isn’t Disneyland.
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Everything as Fuck: Portland Isn’t Disneyland
Illustration: Ryan Alexander-Tanner LAST WEEK the Willamette Week published a testimonial from one of its contributors. This particular writer was upset that people had mocked one of those LIFESTYLE CENTRIC PARK YOUR BIKE HERE AND KAYAK TO WORK ON A WAVE OF MICROBREW apartments that are springing up in the haunted graveyards of Portland’s recent, […]