Ian Karmel, Author at Portland Mercury

Everything as Fuck

Dishes

Ian KarmelMarch 11, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:00 pm

On Sean Penn and rinsing your dishes.

Everything as Fuck

#25

Ian KarmelFebruary 25, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 7:59 pm

Remembering Trail Blazer Jerome Kersey, #25.

Sports

Remembering Jerome Kersey

Ian KarmelFebruary 19, 2015 12:58 pmJuly 12, 2022 9:27 pm

Struggle can make a person bitter and Jerome Kersey certainly struggled. He played college ball at Longwood College in Virginia, by no means a basketball powerhouse. Longwood really isn’t a powerhouse of any kind. The only other notable alumnus of Longwood College is Jason Mraz and he never even went to classes. [“Longwood College, home […]

Everything as Fuck

Predictions

Ian KarmelFebruary 18, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 7:59 pm

And now, 100 percent accurate Blazer predictions.

Everything as Fuck

Valentine

Ian KarmelFebruary 11, 2015 4:20 pmJuly 12, 2022 7:59 pm

Happy Valentine’s, booboo.

Sports

Everything as Fuck: A Poop-Ton of Poop Talking

Ian KarmelFebruary 6, 2015 3:14 pmJuly 12, 2022 7:59 pm

DAMIAN LILLARD wasn’t picked for the NBA All-Star team. (For those of you who need an explanation of the NBA’s All-Star team… no. No. I know that Pitchfork reviews are on a 10-point scale; I know that you’re supposed to spell out the Doctor in Doctor Who; I can name multiple Junot Díaz works. So […]