Where did the party go?
Ian Karmel
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Everything as Fuck: Portland for Sale
Illustration: Ryan Alexander-Tanner I LEFT PORTLAND one and one half of one year ago. Actually, I don’t know how accurate it is to say I LEFT Portland. I live in Los Angeles now, but I come back home all the time. Every single person I love is in Portland. My most treasured feelings all live […]
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Everything as Fuck
Grizzlies
A primer to the worst people in the universe, the Memphis Grizzlies.
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Everything as Fuck
White People
White people who say, “Ugh, white people.”
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Everything as Fuck: PDX Carpet
I THINK symbols lose their original meaning the more they’re proliferated. Like, somewhere out there are probably people who are actually very into whatever the fuck it is Che Guevara was all woopty-woop about. I’m sure they’re shocked/appalled/shock-and-y’alled about the appearance of their dude Ernesto on Hummer tire covers and hedge fund managers’ weekend T-shirts. […]
Posted inSports
Everything as Fuck: March Madness!
HEY EVERYONE, it’s time for March Madness—college basketball’s pageant of villainous exploitation! Sure, it’s fun to have an office pool to try to pick the winning teams, but some dumb lady always ends up winning! Can you imagine?! A lady!? A LADY, EVERYONE. A FUCKING LADY WINNING AN OFFICE POOL THAT SHOULD BE WON BY […]
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Everything as Fuck
March Madness
Your completely official tip guide to March Madness.