What a guy in toe socks and sandals taught me.
Ian Karmel
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Everything as Fuck: Grateful
Ryan Alexander-Tanner Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I know I recently took to these pages to talk about how I think Thanksgiving is basically a trash holiday for garbage people, but as the day draws nearer, I find my heart softening. I mean, I still think turkey is the worst meat, and I still think sweet potatoes […]
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Grateful
On Thanksgiving, Drake, Garry Shandling, and Space Jam George Jefferson.
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Everything as Fuck: Thanksgiving Is Wack
Why Thanksgiving is undeniably wack.
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Four and Four
Waitasecond… are the Blazers bad or are they good?
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Me for Mayor
I, Ian Karmel, am running for mayor of Portland.
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Fuck the Outdoors
Fuck the outdoors! (I might be wrong about that.)
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Everything as Fuck: Blazer Pride vs. Blazer Reality
Ryan Alexander-Tanner HERE’S AN UPSETTING, exciting thing: The 2015/2016 Portland Trail Blazers season is right around the corner. It’s exciting for the obvious reasons—basketball is fun, Mike Rice is losing his mind in a fun Wizard of Oz kind of way and not a sad Still Alice kind of way, and the food options at […]
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Pride vs. Reality
New Blazers season: pride vs. reality.
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Everything as Fuck: American Apparel Goes Bankrupt
Ryan Alexander-Tanner THIS IS A REQUIEM for your hoodie. American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, and while that doesn’t mean they’re gone gone, the oft-derided, and even more frequently frequented clothing outpost is going to close a bunch of its storefronts. Whatever the future holds for American Apparel, its zeitgeist reign is over. It’s sad […]
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Requiem for a Hoodie
American Apparel: The “brick and mortar” of generation hoodie?