Big Walk made me motion sick, but I want to play it again. The new video game invites players into an open world setting where they can talk to their friends, solve puzzles, explore, orโdare we sayโkiki? We got a chance to demo the game at the Panic office in downtown Portland, and soon so […]
Video Games
Game Jammers: Creativity as Code
A busted Mario costume. An extremely old pinball machineโso simple you wonder how pinball ever took off. Fighting gamesโฆ so many fighting games. Hundreds of old consoles, some of which were complete flops, hooked up to hundreds of cathode ray tube televisions for maximum retro fidelity. High level Tetris players playing the NES version of […]
Highlights at Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2023
Nostalgia isn’t the only reason to play old games. There’s also the satisfaction that comes from shooting meticulously animated low-poly cyber dragons. Here’s what we think you should look for at the 2023 Portland Retro Gaming Expo.
Portland Retro Gaming Expo is one of the most approachable cons in town, thanks in part to how much there is to actually do there.
The Ultimate Stardew Valley Creator Interview About Pacific Northwest Interests
[The following Q&A was originally published by our sister publication,ย The Stranger, but as it seems to give definitive proof that Stardew Valley is set in the Pacific Northwest we felt it was relevant to Portland interests.โeds.] Stardew Valley is the ultimate farming sim fantasy video game. If youโre unfamiliar, itโs like the original Harvest Moon […]
New Games You Should Play This July: Viking Giants, Time-Travel Combat, and a Killer Beard
Beard Blade Iโm sure, at some point, Iโll get tired of Monster Hunter Stories 2, which came out last week for the Switch and is, Iโm happy to say, excellent. Not unlike a Pokรฉmon thatโs all boss fights, the gameโs available to play in demo form if youโd like to get a taste of its […]
Play These Relaxing Outdoorsy Chillout Games Instead of Actually Going Outside
How you spent your winter break. A Short Hike Ahhhh the long idle week between Christmas and New Yearโs, a perfect time for doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. Just relax, chill out, maybe eat a lot of junk and note how pleasant life is when youโre momentarily spared the relentless buffeting of capitalism. During this time, […]
I Would Rather Play Nintendoโs New Mario 35 Game Than Attend Another Zoom Sex Party
It’s a me, all 35 of me Nintendo Look, I donโt mean to burden you with my problems, but seven months of quarantine have me feeling so lonely and isolated that there are moments when Iโm not 100% sure I still exist. Apartment confinement has taken enough of a toll that I find myself lapping […]
The Best Things to Do While Staying Home and Staying Safe: Memorial Day!
Uncut GemsIt’s beyond bizarre to know for a fact this exhausting, nerve-jangling drama is going to be the most watched thing on Netflix for the next couple of weeks, considering it’s a low-budget arthouse flick directed by the Safdie Brothers, who specialize in choppy, frenetic, aggressively off-putting narratives about amoralistic assholes spiraling down into a […]
The Best Things to Do While Staying Home and Staying Safe: Tues May 19
Patton Oswalt: I Love EverythingFor those who like good things in their lives, this thoughtful lefty nerd is the best, and you will miss out on a ton of laughs if you arenโt settling into your couch to watch the latest stand-up special from Americaโs most lovable comic, and perhaps the only worthwhile person to […]
The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Tues May 12
The Salon of ShameThe “Salon of Shame” is a Seattle institution, and one not about to be cut short by coronavirus. Indeed, the cheerful exploitation of our younger selves’ awkward adventures in adolescence translate just fine online, and so: “Shame Across America,” (streaming at 6pm, $17) an online compilation of the finest cringe comedy a […]
The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Mother’s Day!
Serial MomTime to settle in on the day and enjoy yourself some fine mom-themed entertainment, and not only is Serial Mom a great choice for the holiday, it’s also a good intro to Kathleen Turner if all you know about her is that she was the voice of Jessica Rabbit. Written and directed by John […]
Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Tues May 5
Natalie Wood: What Remains BehindThis HBO documentary premiering at 6pm tonight seeks to take a different tack in recounting the life of actor Natalie Wood. Most of her biographies tend to prominently fixate on her premature death, and the mystery surrounding it. Hell, even this blurb can’t make it to its halfway point without bringing […]
