Video Games

JFK Reloaded (Traffic) available for download on PC It was my third shot that got him. After gunning down Governor John Connolly and his wife, after littering the limo with holes, after adding some ventilation to Jackie’s forehead, it was my third shot on my fifth attempt that finally killed Kennedy. JFK was dead, and […]

Fable for the Xbox (Lionhead Studios) Well, I finally managed to get laid. It took me long enough. First I had to deck myself out in nice clothes and get a haircut. Then I had to buy like a billion roses and chocolates from a merchant, and then I had to flirt, flex my muscles, […]

We are a generation of people raised on Snoopy snow cones and Superman sheets. But at some point we started saying things like “escrow” and “effective time management”–and things went horribly awry. Now we can only sleep on Egyptian cotton and won’t even consider eating food unless it’s been “braised” by a guy named Jean-Pierre […]