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Good Morning, News: Oregon Supreme Court Hits the Brakes on Gun Law, Portland Pizza Is Most Expensive, and RIP the Great Burt Bacharach
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Good Morning, News: Who Let the Belmont Goats Out, State of the Union Jeers, and Even the AI Stand-Up Comedy Is Transphobic
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Good Morning, News: Eugene Bans New Natural Gas, Portland Restauranteurs Struggle with Eggs, and Ted Cruz Being a Hypocrite
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Good Morning, News: City Worker Strike Is Over, a Terrifying Double Earthquake in Turkey & Syria, and Beyoncรฉย Breaks Alllll the Records
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Good Morning, News: OERB Reinstates Hunzeker, Free Trimet on Saturday, and At Least We Have This Weather-Predicting Beaver
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Good Morning, News: 600 Critical City Workers on STRIKE, Idaho Wants Our Oregon Crackpots, and Republicans are the Party of Gas Stoves & AR-15s
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Good Morning, News: Tom Brady Retires Again, Green-Hued Comet 2022 E3 Swings Thru, and Black Lives Matter Absent From AP African American Studies Curriculum
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Good Morning, News: Mayor Wheeler Gets Jury Duty, TriMet Bendy Buses are Back, and Santos Steps Down From Committee Assignments
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Good Morning, News: Cop Unions Also to Blame for Tyre Nichols’ Death, Washington Considers Compulsory Voting, and GOP’s “No-Plan” for Debt Ceiling
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