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Good Morning, News: Portland Eyes Sleeping Pods for Mass Camps, Clackamas County Kills Transitional Housing Project, and a Tornado in Los Angeles
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Good Morning, News: Wheeler’s “Homeless Narc” Program, Good News for Bagel Lovers, and Trump’s Sad Because He Missed “Arrestmas”
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Good Morning, News: Allergy Season’s Upon Us, Author Michelle Zauner’s Portland Stop, and Will Oregon Pump Its Own Gas?
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Good Morning, News: Good Neighbors/Baaaaad Neighbors, Mayor’s Bullshit Claim Debunked, and Happy “Arrestmas” Eve (To Those Who Celebrate)
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Good Morning, News: An Arrest Warrant for Putin, Trump Is Back on Youtube, and France Riots to Protect Pensions
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Good Morning, News: Actual Homeless Crisis Solutions, Lents Skatepark in Danger, and Biden Threatens Nationwide TikTok Ban
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Good Morning, News: National Audubon Society Keeps Enslaver Name, and TEMPO All Up In Your Geostationary Orbit Measuring Your Air Pollution Flow
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Good Morning, News: Portland Police Botch Breath Tests, Don’t Swim in the Willamette, and Biden’s Latest Gun Control Push
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Good Morning, News: The Future of O’Bryant Square, Trouble in Vancouver, and Biden Bails Out Bunko Banks
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Good Morning, News: The Unwelcome Return of Betsy Johnson, Details on First of City’s Mass Homeless Camps, and Facebook Developing an Anti-Twitter
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Good Morning, News: Accused Normandale Park Shooter Pleads Guilty, Gonzalez’ Tent Ban Leads to Second Council Shutdown, and Trump Lawyer Admits She’s a Goddamn Liar
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