Are you in love? In lust? In a complicated situationship that started because of a drunken and convenient New Year’s Eve kiss, but now you’re ready to take things to the next level by publicly declaring your adoration in the permanency of newsprint? Good news, the Mercury‘s reader Valentines are back, and you still have […]
Love/Sex 2025 โค๏ธ๐๐
Whoopee-doo, it’s the Mercury‘s LOVE/SEX Issue (available in more than 500 spots around town)! Including the Mercury‘s Sex Survey results, your reader valentines, hot ‘n’ horny food, and MORE.
THE TRASH REPORT: All’s Fair In Love and Trash
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at thisย handy-dandy map!โeds.] Whatโs happening, hot stuffs? Welcome to this very special Trash Report for our LOVE/SEX issue. Some may say that love is a many-splendored thing. Others may say: love is a bitch. If youโre down and out […]
Calling All Lovebirds: Itโs the Mercuryโs LOVE/SEX Issue!
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at this handy-dandy map!โeds.] Get ready for the most UN-shocking revelation of your life: I think about sexโฆ A LOT. And I think about love, tooโฆ also A LOT. However, itโs not just for the obvious reasons. While I […]
The Mercuryโs 2025 SEX SURVEY Results!
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at thisย handy-dandy map!โeds.] Letโs begin with one absolutely accurate and irrefutable fact: Portland is home to the sexiest people in the woooooorld! Why am I so confident in the above statement? Because Iโve been studying the results of the […]
Demystifying Sex Work with Elle Stanger
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at thisย handy-dandy map!โeds.] Elle Stanger is a certified sex educator, stripper, writer, podcaster, and sex worker. Sheโs spent the last 20 years in the adult entertainment industry and is now certified through the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors, […]
STREET VIEW: Love and Bicycles
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at this handy-dandy map!โeds.] When Carey Booth and Jack Coleman met in the spring of 2023, neither of them had any inkling of their future together. Both were in their mid-60s, retired, and single, but they were in different […]
A Cozy Season (S)lowdown
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at thisย handy-dandy map!โeds.] Itโs winter in the Pacific Northwest, which, letโs face it, is a rough time for many of us. The glitz of the holidays has faded into the annals of yesteryear. This time of year, many of […]
Reading the Waves Fucks
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at thisย handy-dandy map!โeds.] The writer Garth Greenwell once wrote about attending a lecture at the Iowa Writersโ Workshop, and hearing a writer say that an ideal sex scene would be a single sentence โthey sat down on the sofaโฆโ […]
Food: Horny vs Not Horny
[Read all of the articles in our Love/Sex issue HERE! Looking for a print copy? Look at thisย handy-dandy map!โeds.] Horniness (horny) is like Newtonโs Third Law of Motion (not horny): For every thing thatโs horny, thereโs an equal and opposite thing that isnโt.ย Food is not my kinkโparticularly after my fateful attendance at the 2006 […]
