My, What a Busy Week!

Fireworks! Kung fu! Cat Christmas! This week, all your dreams come true.

Timbers, pancakes, bike rides, and Tommy Wiseau!

Parades, clown mazes, Hitchcock, and voter ballots. It’s a potentially terrifying week.

The Mercury‘s fashion show and more!

Oh, you’ll be busy this week. You betcha.

Comedy, music, books, and nude shopping sprees!

Every day’s an adventure! Here’s how.

Seven days of action-packed excitement!

Aliens, exploding golf balls, Charlie Chaplin, and pirate radio!

So… what are you doing?

Here’s to leprechauns, roadsters, and giving a shit!

Snacks, brains, and shamrocks!