Trump and the GOP’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week.
National Politics
Whatโs She Mad About Now?
Paul Ryan’s statement about Trump doing a lot of serial murdering.
Future News: Stories That Will Come True Next Week
FUTURE NEWS FLASH! President Trump Arrested for Treason; Says โSee, I Told You I Wasnโt Under Investigationโ FUTURE NEWS FLASH! James Comeyโs Strong Case That Dry Cleaner Has Been Overcharging Him for Fluffing and Folding FUTURE NEWS FLASH! Comeyโs Dry Cleaner Strikes Back: โTo Be Fair, Comeyโs Shirts Are Giganticโ FUTURE NEWS FLASH! Poll: Majority […]
How Much Do Americans Hate the AHCA? According to Statistics, SO Much
“Don’t be fooled by our cheerful smiles and professional bearing. We fucking hate the AHCA.” Sam Edwards / Getty And Oregon’s one of the states that hates it the most. According to data shared by the New York Times‘ Upshot this week, 56 percent of Oregonians oppose the AHCA. We’re only beaten by D.C., Massachusetts, […]
(Looks at Watch) Well, I Suppose It’s Time to Politicize Yesterday’s Shooting
Malachy120 / Getty Good morning! For all the somber reflection from the GOP about “toning down the discourse” following yesterday’s shooting at a Republican baseball practice… it has been 24 hours, right? Which means it’s time to start politicizing tragedies again. Let’s do this! From the New York Times: WASHINGTON โ Shaken and angry, Republican […]
One Day at a Time
Happy Comey Week! (Are you getting us an impeachment?)
Tweet Storm: Comedians on Sessions Testimony
Jeff Sessions before the Senate intelligence committee. Attorney General Jeff Sessions just wrapped up his testimony before the Senate intelligence committee where he said “I don’t recall,” a whole bunch (auto-tune of this phrase coming soon!), and called allegations of collusion with Russia during the Trump campaign “a detestable lie.” Twitter is fired up about […]
How Political Anxiety Turned Me into a Late-Onset Ballerina
Sheri Smith Some people get married or start having kids when they turn 30. I started taking ballet. Every Wednesday, I throw my dance bag in the car and drive to NW Dance Projectโs studios across the street from the Franz Bakery building just off East Burnside. I pay my drop-in fee and put on […]
Dear Confused People: About Comey’s So-Called Leak…
Just going to leave this right here… Dear confused people: It’s not a “leak” if you are a private citizen sharing unclassified recollections.โ Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) June 9, 2017
Does the Trump Administration Hate the Aviation Industry?
He’s got no respect for the miracle of flight. DigitalVision / Getty The Trump administration has given us no shortage of reasons to be concerned, but while today’s Comey revelations are exactly as bad as I’d thought they’d be, there’s one baffling Trump administration trend that hasn’t gotten nearly as much social media heat under […]
Tweet Storm: Comedians on Comey
If you haven’t noticed, Twitter is currently LIT and unable to chat about anything other than Comey testifying before the Senate intelligence committee. Here are just a few observations from some funny people: “Sir, don’t you agree that it would make more sense if we switched ears?” pic.twitter.com/omO1Zc8xhXโ Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) June 8, 2017 Tbh […]
Dancing On My Own
How Political Anxiety Turned Me into a Late-Onset Ballerina
