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Crocodile Pat’s® Crocodile Column
Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. “Where’s my tractor!” –Jasminelee, age 14 Q. What do you call a fairy that doesn’t wash? A. Stinkerbell. –Emily, age 7 Q. A lady took a bite out of a brownie and died. How? A. There was a cockroach in the brownie. She […]
My Friend Sabrina, the Reasonable Teenage Witch
All the Way: Never headed, always in front. Always Close: Maintained 1-2 lengths behind the leader. Beat the Box: Breaks faster than the others to establish a big lead. Blocked: Shut off when trying to move up. Bumped: Bumped out of place by another dog. Came Again: Moved up after dropping back. Crowded: Happens on […]
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