You know the story: In 2012, the US Department of Justice swooped into town and ordered the City of Portland do something about the cityโs disproportionately high number of police officers shooting and killing people with a mental illness. In a settlement agreement with the feds, Portland vowed to make substantial changes to police policy, […]
Opinion
Why You Should Care About What’s Happening at Deadspin
The front page of Deadspin on Oct 29 Itโs hard out here for a publication. If you donโt believe me, just ask anyone that works in the media. Many of them will tell you that, if theyโre not having their profession denigrated by folks in the highest echelons of power, theyโre watching helplessly as the […]
Liberals That Don’t Get It: Booing Trump Is the Most American Thing Ever
“Waitasecond… I’m starting to think that maybe people dislike me.” Courtesy MLB I’m sure you’ve heard all about it, but the joy this clip brings is a thing of national pride. Full on โLOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!โ chants heard throughout the crowd at Nats Park after President Trump was announced and shown on […]
Hall Monitor: What Election?
So, you found a ballot in your mailbox. Donโt panic. Weโre still a whole year away from the day we get to boot Trump out of the White House and elect at least one new commissioner to Portlandโs city council. Those races have absolutely nothing to do with this yearโs ballot, or the upcoming November […]
TriMet to Add More Fare InspectorsโBecause You’re Supposedly Mad About People Not Paying Fares?
TriMet TriMet announced on Monday they will be introducing even more fare inspectors to their routesโapparently because YOU are getting upset about people who are jumping on the train or bus for free? Let’s go to TriMet’s press release for more on this highly dubious claim: You walk up to the MAX station and tap […]
Hall Monitor: Dirty Money
Portland has a Trump problem. No, itโs not another symbolic lawsuit filed against the Trump administration by the City of Portland. Itโs the fact that a US ambassador who played a key role in Trumpโs potentially impeachable negotiations with the Ukrainian government also happens to be one of Portlandโs most generous campaign donors. While there […]
The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day: “Get Off the Heroin, Brad!”
One way to inform the world of your many varied complaints is to submit them to the I, Anonymous Blog. Another way is to… well, see for yourself in this I, Anonymous submission called, “Town Crier.” Brad, get off the heroin! I say that on behalf of the entire block, and your girlfriend, who was […]
Hall Monitor: Seeing Red
The moments before Hannah Ahernโs arrest on August 17, caught on cell phone video, have a cinematic feel: A woman in a red dress and heels emerges from a chaotic crowd of black-clad activists and police officers. She coolly crosses the street and walks toward the camera, pausing only to turn her head and spit […]
Hall Monitor: Setting the Table
The last time city commissioners met Portlandโs police union at the bargaining table, it made national headlines. โClashes erupt in Portland, Ore., over new police rules,โ read the Los Angeles Times on October 12, 2016โthe day City Council approved its latest contract with the Portland Police Association (PPA), Portlandโs union for rank-and-file cops. And, from […]
Hall Monitor: Budget Blind Spots
Every spring, Portland City Council struggles to balance its annual budgetโbemoaning the challenge of having to make big decisions in a short time and lamenting their inability to gather genuine public feedback before distributing dollars. But in 2020, the council will have a new tool to inform its whirlwind budget decisions: data. In May, City […]
Timbers Double Down on Support for Iron Front Ban
Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Timbers On Monday morning, barely more than 12 hours after their loss to Atlanta United, the Portland Timbers front office released a longwinded, wide-ranging statement on “the Iron Front symbol, politics at stadiums and human rights.” In it, the Timbers doubled down on a position that has drawn an increasing amount ire over […]
Hall Monitor: Landlord Fatigue
The landlords have lost their spark. In late July, Portland City Council considered a new policy that would require landlords to register each of their rental units with the cityโs housing bureauโand pay the city $60 per unit every year. The funds would go toward the cityโs burgeoning Rental Services Office, which focuses on overseeing […]
