Get your yucks out. Worm guy is funny. Worm guy is ridiculous. Ha ha ha ha ha therewasafuckingworminhisbrainorsohesays. Last week, the Senate actually confirmed Robert โThe Wormโ F. Kennedy Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services. A vaccine skeptic and conspiracy theorist is the most powerful health official in the United States, and therefore […]
Opinion
The Portland Trail Blazers Aren’t Good at Basketball (Relative to the Standard of an NBA Team)
The question โWhy is this basketball team bad?โ can make for some very complicated answers. Mismatched or redundant personnel, poor coaching, crummy work environment, archaic tactical makeup, โBad Vibesโ… all these things require lengthy explanations, but are still real, terrible reasons why your team can be sinking into the ocean.ย What a blessing for an […]
Opinion: Homelessness is Economics
Jane, a pseudonym, is a young single mom with a small child and no local family support system. When she was fired from a local fast food restaurant for attendance issues due to a lack of childcare, she could not afford to keep a home, finding only tenuous housing after her eviction because a few […]
STREET VIEW: Gravel in the Bike Lane
[Editor’s note: Read all our holly jolly HOLIDAY GUIDE articles here. Looking for a print copy? Good! You can find it in more than 500 spots across Portland with this handy map!] In the bike-friendly cities of Northern Europe, a phrase is sometimes used to lightly chastise those who are intimidated to cycle in the […]
Portlandโs Ranked Choice Voting Was a Success (Despite What the Oregonian Claims)
Starting in January 2025, Portland will have the most diverse, and politically balanced City Council in the history of our city. Full stop. The reason why weโre able to celebrate this indisputable fact is thanks to charter reform and ranked choice voting, which allowed citizens from every demographic and Portland neighborhood the opportunity to serve […]
Editorial: Whatโs at Stake in the Mayorโs Race
Portland is at a pivotal juncture. The city is poised to boost its tourism appeal by welcoming a new professional womenโs basketball team and potentially a baseball stadium while simultaneously scrambling to build more housing and shelter space. All of this will happen with a brand new governing system and new elected leaders at the […]
Updated (Again): Rene’s Receipts
Fall 2020 Rene Gonzalez forms ED300โa parent activist group designed to pressure lawmakers, state agencies, and public officials to send children back to schoolโฆ during the height of the deadliest part of the pandemic, and long before COVID vaccines were available. Later ED300 would endorse Oregon school board candidates who held anti-trans/Islamist beliefs, were against […]
Editorial: Whatโs at Stake in the Mayorโs Race
Portland is at a pivotal juncture. The city is poised to boost its tourism appeal by welcoming a new professional womenโs basketball team and potentially a baseball stadium while simultaneously scrambling to build more housing and shelter space. All of this will happen with a brand new governing system and new elected leaders at the […]
Street View: How Transportation is Shaping This Yearโs Election
Despite claims about the political influence of Portlandโs all-powerful โbike lobby,โ transportation issues have not been a top city priority for some time. This is partially evident from the ignorant rhetoric out of the current Portland City Council, but itโs also clear just from taking a look around the city: Portland officials have long neglected […]
STREET VIEW: Is the Central Eastside Good Now?
On a scorching Sunday at the end of July a couple years ago, I hopped on my bike and raced over to Portlandโs Central Eastside, where a massive and revelrous gathering was taking place. I had been looking forward to the event for weeks, knowing it would be a real โwhoโs whoโ of Portland; a […]
STREET VIEW: Let Portlandโs E-Bike Revolution Begin
Over the last few years, Iโve had the distinct pleasure of witnessing dozens of people having their first experience on an electric bike. Even though the e-bike has become a standard in my personal transportation repertoire, I always get a rush of excitement when I watch someone else experience the electric pedal boost for the […]
STREET VIEW: Biketown for Who?
At the end of May, the Portland Bureau of Transportation (PBOT) announced upcoming adjustments to Biketown, the cityโs Nike-branded bike share program. The changes involve cuts to Biketown for All: the popular, critical component of the bike share system that has allowed thousands of low-income Portlanders to temporarily rent electric bikes, essentially free of charge.ย […]
