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Poll: Should Cogen Resign Over Affair with County Staffer?

Jeff Cogen We weren’t invited to his “tearful” confession last night in the county building, but the Oregonian last night reported that Multnomah County Chairman Jeff Cogen—a politico whose name has been whispered in talks about Governor Kitzhaber’s 2014 plans, among others—admitted to having an affair with a health policy adviser that has since ended. […]

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Who is the Most Unlikable Pop Star? A Blogtown vs. America Poll!

For reasons known to only themselves and their god, Public Policy Polling (who usually kills it with their political polling) threw out a bunch of names of popular music stars and asked America which pop star they disliked the most. The results are somewhat/absolutely/not-at-all surprising… but the bigger question is, “DOES BLOGTOWN AGREE?” Take the […]

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What is Penis Blindness?

According to the January issue of Harper’s, “One third of male Londoners suffer from penis blindness.” WITHOUT USING THE INTERNET, please participate in this impromptu poll. The answer is below the jump. The correct answer is, “The inability to see your own penis over your stomach.” That is, unless you have any better ideas.

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Monday Morning Pointless Office Argument of the Day: When Does Brunch Start and End?

Today’s pointless office argument preventing everyone from getting to work, because they’ve apparently forgotten that Tuesday is our press deadline: WHEN DOES BRUNCH START AND END? One viewpoint: “Brunch starts at 10 am and ends at 2 or 3 pm, because some people want breakfast, and some want lunch.” Another viewpoint: “Brunch starts at 9 […]

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How Was 2012?: A Legally Binding Blogtown Poll (Take Two)

Yesterday, our “How Was Your 2012?” poll imploded—obviously because 2012 felt like he was above judgement. WELL, YOU’RE NOT ABOVE JUDGEMENT, 2012!! Even though you’re officially retired, we’re still going to track you down and judge you whether you like it or not! (Because Blogtown is like the Simon Wiesenthal of polls.) LET’S START JUDGING, […]

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