The glasses still look dumb. Like it or not, Hollywood recently dragged “3D” kicking and screaming from its comfortable tomb in an effort to raise ticket prices for no real, discernible consumer gain. Likewise, tech companies have taken to including 3D tech in their newst gadgets. TVs, phones, cameras, even the latest descendent of the […]
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You Must Choose One
Two guys walk into your room. One is wearing this (NSFYW). One is wearing that (NSFYW). You have to sleep with one of ’em. Which one would you choose?
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Choose The Winner Of The Geekcraft Contest!
So the Geekcraft contest went very well. As always dear readers, it’s you who makes this job special. Not a contest entry, just super cool. On that note, it’s only proper that you choose the winner of this awesome contest. Hit the jump for all the entrants and a poll. Poll closes at midnight! POWER […]
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Jesus vs. Thor: Another Legally Binding Blogtown Poll
This passive-aggressive note was pasted on top of a Thor movie poster. via Look, I didn’t know it was a competition, but… okay! If that’s the way you Christians want it!
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Let’s Judge the Level of Your Immorality!
With the progression of society, we have lost the ability to do a lot of fun—albeit immoral by today’s standards—things. And overall? This is a very good thing, and because of it, we are a more humane and civilized people. That being said, I may intellectually hate jet skis—and yet, I would give my left […]
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“Don’t Put Poop in My Can!”: A Blogtown Poll
In this week’s “I, Anonymous” entitled “Spiritual Dog Shit Unity,” the writer seems to take umbrage with people putting doggy doo in his/her trashcan. I saw you put your dog’s bag of shit into my garbage can in front of my house. How NICE that you have no boundaries and enjoy sharing your dog’s smelly, […]
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Tipping the Maid
Am I the only person on earth who leaves a tip for the maid when checking out? My momma taught me to always tip the maid—it’s hard work, they could use dough, it’s only right—but I suspect that I might be the last person in America who still leaves a tip the maid. I’ve had […]
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Model Gets Tit Snake Bit
WARNING: In the following clip a model trying to act all sexy with a snake (can we put a moratorium on that, btw?) gets the shit bitten out of her tit. Now, that alone will make you wince—but there’s so much more going on here. There’s the guy who screams something immediately following the incident […]
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I’m Pretty Sure I Need a “Street Team”
As I mentioned earlier today, “Kay-dollar sign-HA!” has a “street team”—so why don’t I? There’s no good answer, is there? Here are some reasons I need a “street team”: 1) Sometimes I get the feeling that you “like me,” but you don’t “like me-like me.” Know what I mean? A “street team” could help fix […]
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CONDEMN OR ALLOW: Frozen Pizza Packaged With Frozen Cookies
Frozen pizza maker DiGorno is taking this fat thing to another level. As reported all over the internet this week, DiGiorno will now be selling pizzas which are packaged in the same box as “chicken wyngz” or cookies. This really cuts down on the work involved in becoming obese. On the other hand, cookies and […]
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My Portlandia Review: How Much Full of Shit Am I?
As you may have already read, I reviewed the first two episodes of Portlandia for this week’s print edition of the Mercury—and to the surprise of absolutely no one, the comments are already rolling in and they’re hotter than a red-assed bee. Here are a few choice tidbits: Well it looks like a mediocre review […]