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Frozen pizza maker DiGorno is taking this fat thing to another level. As reported all over the internet this week, DiGiorno will now be selling pizzas which are packaged in the same box as “chicken wyngz” or cookies. This really cuts down on the work involved in becoming obese. On the other hand, cookies and pizza are both delicious.

So! CONDEMN OR ALLOW: DiGiorno’s lard-fabulous frozen pizza/cookies/wyngz combo!

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

12 replies on “CONDEMN OR ALLOW: Frozen Pizza Packaged With Frozen Cookies”

  1. I’m pretty sure there’s something in Leviticus about this very issue.
    Honestly, I don’t know how the whole thing about pizza and cookie dough lying down together ever got started in the first place. Maybe it was Papa Murphy’s.

  2. Who could possibly disagree with the notion that pizza and cookies are delicious, that homework sucks, and that it should be the summer forever?

    I’m several decades out of gradeschool, but I’d willingly go back to having summers off.

  3. i’ve had this, and it was wonderful. i only ate half the pizza to save room for the dozen cookies. hmm. maybe this is not such a good idea.

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