We’ve been waiting for flying jet packs since the dawn of the industrial age, and now we have one—BUT IS THIS THE JET PACK WE WANT? Water-Powered Jet Packs: Condemn or Allow? Explain your condemnation or allowance in the comments below, and hat tips to Scrappers!
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Insta-S’mores: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
Our own Sarah Mirk saw the following product in Safeway, and was aghast. Like someone had packaged and marketed her childhood (though I’m pretty sure her childhood wasn’t that interesting to begin with). Anyway! How does this product make you feel? And more importantly, WILL YOU CONDEMN OR ALLOW IT?
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Hermione Cut Her Hair Off!!: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
Calling all Harry Potter Nerds™!! Actress Emma Watson (AKA Hogwarts sex pot Hermione Granger) has chopped off her luscious mane of hair. Does this augment your boner or murder it? Or to put it more gently… HERMIONE WACK JOB: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
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Condemn or Allow (Nerds Only Edition): Thor Trailer
I read a good deal of Marvel growing up but I was never into Thor. For whatever reason his trademark superhero angst© about getting exiled from Asgard didn’t grab me in the same way as Spider-Man’s, Luke Cage’s, Wolverine’s, etc . Like, Peter Parker was just a dude unlucky enough to get bit by a […]
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Pilot Fakes Passing Out: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
A pilot fakes passing out, thereby freaking out his passengers. Yes, possibly faked. But it raises a greater question: If true, in this case does humor trump cruelty? (I’d like to think it always does.) Pilots faking passing out as a gag (if you’re not in the plane): CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
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Driving While Shirtless: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
Sure, it’s supposed to hit the mid-90s today—but is that really a good enough reason to drive around in your car with your shirt off, guys? LET’S GO TO THE POLLS! SHIRTLESS MEN DRIVING AROUND As always, defend your answer in the comments below.
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The Green Hornet Trailer: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
Here comes the first trailer for the somewhat anticipated flick The Green Hornet, starring Seth Rogen and directed by Michel Gondry. As you’ve undoubtedly heard, this has been a troubled production and the studio was rumored to be rather unhappy with the film’s weirdo comedic vibe (hence making it 3D… and releasing it in January?)—but […]
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Today in CONDEMN OR ALLOW!
A mash up of O.G. Star Trek and Ke$ha’s TiK ToK… CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
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Eminem’s Sham-Wow Commercial: Condemn or Allow?
Here is a commercial for Eminem’s newest release, “Recovery.” It stars Vince Shlomi who is famous for those ShamWow/Slap Chop infomercials as well as beating up a prostitute. AND I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT. (The commercial… not the “beating up a prostitute” part.) That’s why I’m happy to let you decide how […]
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Nude Bicycle Riding: Overrated, Underrated or Rated?
As you professional nudists already know, Portland’s annual World Naked Bike Ride is this coming Saturday starting at SE Salmon and Water at 9 pm. Have you already groomed your nethers and Febreezed your bike seat? Or are you planning to scoff from the sidelines and then rush home to furiously masturbate? LET’S FIND OUT! […]
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Vote For the Best Anarchist Band Name
Yesterday, we asked you to name this band. Now we’re asking you to pick the best name from the choices below, and even better, we have a prize for the winner… that’s right, it’s a $20 gift card to the Red and Black Café [and police-free zone]. Vote below! photo illustration by Commenty Colin Voting […]