Actually, I’m asking this for my benefit rather than anyone else. IT’S FLEET WEEK, GUYS! Which means it’s time to roam Portland’s downtown corridor in search of some hot sailor meat. However! I have to admit that my last few attempts at bagging a sex starved Navy boy have been disappointing. Either they end up […]
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Zoos
Okay, then… ZOOS. As always, defend your answer in the comments. “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love it here.”
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Bob Dylan
Happy 69th Birthday, Bob Dylan! Bob Dylan: Overrated, Underrated or Rated? For those who decide to automatically reward Dylan with an “underrated” designation without even thinking about it, you may also be interested in the results of our recent “handjob” poll.
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Handjobs
A woman once told me, “Handjobs saved my marriage. My husband has a more active sex drive than I do, and while I’m not always in the mood to go all out, a quick handjob keeps him (and me) happy.” Sooooooooo… as a method of keeping horny men happy… HANDJOBS: OVERRATED, UNDERRATED, OR RATED? As […]
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Sauvie Island
It’s time again to play America’s fave new game, “Overrated, Underrated or Rated.” And this week’s topic caused a minor uproar in the office: SAUVIE ISLAND.Pros: Delicious blueberries!Cons: Nude beach and outdoor weddings!What do YOU think? Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Sauvie Island As always “rated” means it is as amazing or as awful as one […]
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Let’s Play… Overrated, Underrated, or Rated!
OVERRATED, UNDERRATED, OR RATED: NATIVE AMERICAN HEADDRESSES ON CAUCASIAN GIRLS* * Psst! “Rated” means the subject is just as awesome or as awful as one might expect. Share your opinion on this critical subject in the comments below!
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: The Results Show!
The following has been resolved by you, the Blogtown reader.PINATAS: UNDERRATED! (61%) Blogtownies are absolutely correct. Pinatas are wildly underrated. ALLEN GINSBERG: RATED! (51%) In this case, a majority of Blogtownies were incorrect. Allen Ginsberg is wildly overrated. But thank you for playing. Stay tuned for more “Overrated, Underrated or Rated!”
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Piñatas!
So I went to two kid birthday parties in April, and both had piñatas. (Don’t ask me why I’m going to kid birthday parties if you don’t want to know!!) Anyway, many of the grown-ups were grumbling about the piñatas, complaining that they drag perfectly good parties to a screaming halt (since most kids aren’t […]
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Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Allen Ginsberg
One of our favorite games here at the Mercury—besides purposefully damaging our livers—is playing “Overrated, Underrated, or Rated?” It’s pretty simple. Pick any subject or person and decide whether it’s overrated, underrated or rated just about where he, she or it should be (AKA “rated”). For example (and these are just my opinions, feel free […]
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YOU Decide Our Bathroom Reading!
You may not know this unless you’ve visited the Mercury offices, but… OUR BATHROOM READING MATERIAL IS ABYSMAL. Old dog-eared copies of Entertainment Weekly, Wired, Rolling Stone, and The Food Network magazine. GROSS!! We deserve better, am I not right?That’s why I instituted the Mercury Editorial Bathroom Magazine Drive™, in which I asked our editorial […]
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Will You Make Me Eat a Double Down?
yeeeeuuurrrgghhhh Earlier this week I told you about KFC’s newest abomination called the Double Down, which is essentially a bacon “sandwich” between two fried chicken breast “buns”. I’ve thought a lot about whether or not I would eat this thing for you, Blogtownies. But then I realized that you may not want me to eat […]