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RAINBOW BAGELS: PRO OR CON?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

23 replies on “Rainbow Bagels: Pro or Con?”

  1. Oh my God. I voted “con” but I realized afterward that I totally meant to vote “pro.” So however this poll turns out, I want you to remember that one of those votes is a liar.

    Ugly to look at? Yes. But what style. I can totally imagine Patrick Coleman eating one of these in his houndstooth jacket.

  2. I want a classy, black and white photo of myself, in a suit, eating one of these. The rainbow bagel will be the only color in the picture. I will look startled.

  3. Like Matt Davis, I voted con, but then I quickly changed my mind (too late!). I changed my mind because I remembered all the food in Hook!

    Back in Hook, that food was imaginary, but it was fun! Now it can be real and fun.

  4. I saw rainbow Twizzlers for the first time today, and that I can get behind– candy is supposed to be all sorts of fucked up colors– but this is wrong. Begone, clown bagel!

  5. I thought a rainbow bagel was where one person takes a bite of cinnamon raisin bagel with peanut butter on it, another takes a bite of onion bagel with cream cheese, then they kiss and combine the flavors… no?

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