With the progression of society, we have lost the ability to do a lot of fun—albeit immoral by today’s standards—things. And overall? This is a very good thing, and because of it, we are a more humane and civilized people. That being said, I may intellectually hate jet skis—and yet, I would give my left testicle to cut some water cookies with one in Walden Pond.
SO! Let’s take a poll that will secretly gauge the level of our repressed immorality.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I’m assuming your definition of a hummer and mine are the same. So yes, definitely, I would take a hummer.
8 way tie. who in their right mind wouldn’t fool around with an uzi, hummer or ATV? I love midgets!Are these activities too fun for Portlanders? GOOD ! more eagle feather jumpsuits for me!
Hey, I don’t remember seeing you at my last birthday party. I told you not to mention anything you saw there.
If there´s still chance, Id take the “Squirrel Flying Suit”, that made it´s appearance a while on these editorial pages. You know, the guy with the wings, jet-motor and helmet cam.
The MeckHummer!
No, maybe not. Sounds a little too much like a cut-rate sexual service.
Duh, the Uzi.. then you TAKE the other things. I really thought someone would have beat me to that already.
Huh? That sounds like my normal summer weekend party. Yeah thanks for reminding me to line up the Cinco party entertainment.