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Cosmo Evidently Can’t Resist Timbers Rookie

Andy Mead/MLSsoccer.com With a surprisingly slow start tugging at the Timbers’ morale, none other than Cosmopolitan has handed the team something it can rally around: Razzing the rookie. I’m guessing first-year Timber Andrew Jean-Baptiste will get his share of jests this week after being named as Portland’s representative for Cosmo’s “Hot Soccer Players We Can’t […]

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Nagbeautiful

Or maybe “Nagbelievable?” Can Darlington Nagbe score any other way but wondrously? But oh, right, the Timbers had themselves a bit of a meltdown and surrendered two goals in the final four minutes to negate Nagbe’s night and fall 3-2 to Real Salt Lake on Saturday at Jeld-Wen Field. And if you thought giving up […]

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Timbers’ Rally Creams Philly

Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Timbers Portland rookie Andrew Jean-Baptiste celebrates after scoring his first career goal. Andrew Jean-Baptiste didn’t advertise the fact that he’d be starting his first Major League Soccer game. When friends and family back east asked if he’d play during Portland’s season-opening match against Philadelphia on Monday night, the Timbers rookie defender was rather […]

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Timbers Kick Off Today! What Questions Remain Unanswered?!?

Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Timbers The Timbers’ season opener is just hours away, and although plenty has been made of Portland’s increased depth, big-time aspirations and a one huge offseason addition, (in)significant questions remain. Luckily, I’m here answer all your burning queries in an exclusive interview … with myself. 1. Should the inevitable zombie apocalypse occur during […]

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