- Andy Mead/MLSsoccer.com
With a surprisingly slow start tugging at the Timbers’ morale, none other than Cosmopolitan has handed the team something it can rally around: Razzing the rookie.
I’m guessing first-year Timber Andrew Jean-Baptiste will get his share of jests this week after being named as Portland’s representative for Cosmo’s “Hot Soccer Players We Can’t Resist” list. To start, I bet Mike Chabala is pretty ticked at being snubbed. Secondly, yes, Becks tops the list. Shocker.
From Cosmo:
Soccer players are quite possibly the hottest athletes around—they’re just the right amount of ripped, and have the best legs we’ve ever seen on dudes.
Go on …
He may play pro soccer for the Portland Timbers, but Andrew could be a comedian—his tweets crack us up.
Tweets? You gals are so picky! Speaking of, Jean-Baptiste, 19, took to Twitter to respond, saying Cosmo used “a bad pic” for the write-up.
Modest to boot? What a catch.